Free Woman Jokes
The Free Women of your city are so fat, if they lived in the Tahari they could sell shade.
The Free Women of your city are so fat they went to the song dramas and sat next to everyone.
The Free Women of your city are so fat that when they were born, they gave the cylinder of the physicians stretch marks.
The Free Women of your city are so fat they look like they're smuggling bosk.
The Free Women of your city are so ugly they could scare a jard away from a carnarium.
The Free Women of your city are so ugly they look like the goalie of a quiva-catching team.
The Free Women of your city are so ugly when they encounter an Implanted agent of Priest-Kings, they fry out his control net.
The Free Women of your city are so fat that when they dance they make the musicians skip.
Gorean Knock-Knock Joke
Person 1: "Knock-Knock"
Person 2: "Who's There"
Person 1: "Banana"
Person 2: *Unsheaths His sword and quickly opens the door, stabbing and killing the visitor because He did not know anyone by the name of banana and the word for stranger and the word for enemy is one in the same on Gor.*
YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOREAN WHEN...
you know you're Gorean when you speak to your family and friends in 3rd person..
you know you're Gorean when you associate different colours with different professions..
you know you're Gorean when a flash of bright blue light makes you duck for cover..
you know you're Gorean when the sound of chains makes your heart beat faster..
you know you're Gorean when you don't want your hair cut too short for a Master to twist around his fist when he grabs it..
you know you're Gorean when you start envisaging having a tasteful "dina" tattoo on your right thigh..
you know you're Gorean when you "wish everyone well" (offline) when heading home..
you know you're Gorean when you send out an interoffice memo capping You and He and His.
*Jokes on this site were borrowed from goreanshores forum and http://www.angelfire.com/ar/ostinn/jokes.html